Stats from Cleaning the Glass and NBA Stats, as of March 1

In my last article, I discussed that the Celtics were in fact, a bad team. …

All Stats from Cleaning the Glass / Basketball Reference, and updated as of February 26.

For the past five years, the Celtics have taken on a variety of identities: scrappy underdogs (2015/2016), up-and-coming over-achievers (2016/2017), flat-earthers (2017/2018), young and talented contenders (2018/2019 and 2019/2020). …

It began with a simple tweet:

Interesting!

This tweet came on the heels of Damian “I Don’t Chase Rings” Lillard missing two critical free throws against the LA Clippers while down one with only 15 seconds to go.

Dame Time, more like Lame Time!

Although most of the post-game commentary focused…

So many plotlines to unpack here: an unconfirmed Johnny Fairplay-play, a potential tribal council swing and Sprint being the preferred mobile carrier of Survivor. Where to begin!

Might as well jump right to the reward challenge, which was a Loved Ones challenge, and also an opportunity for Todd to conveniently…

All James wanted to do was frolic naked in the garden of Eden! *Narrator*: “But there would be no frolicking for James.” Also, Survivor dishing out some beautiful metaphors on the nature of humanity — only 100 years (1,000 years? 10,000 years? Sorry I’m Jewish) after Eve was seduced into…

This season has officially gone off the rails. And not in a bad way! But definitely in a way where I have no freaking clue what’s going to happen in a given episode. There are essentially no alliances outside of Todd/Amanda and PG/Erik.

On the Fei Long side, Courtney kind…

All I have to say to PG: Trust the Process! You could have been Hinkie before Hinkie. …

Episode Five, more like Mambo No. 5! Does that make sense? Not really, but neither does anything that happens on Survivor! I’ll be honest, most of episode four had me feeling like I was wasting my time doing this recaps — not because nobody reads them (my Mom has read…

Recap

Well, Dave is still around. I honestly don’t have much to say about Zhan Hu — I guess we can check in on how they’re doing at camp and — oh, OK Dave is still building his fire pit. …

“I haven’t enjoyed a single moment since I’ve been here — I barely know any of these people.” Thank you Sherea, for summing up my experience being around the Zhan Hu tribe.

Jake Indursky

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